Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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