3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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