like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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