if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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