your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
