Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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