I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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