why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Can I color on your dick again?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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