it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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