Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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