Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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