Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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