Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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