you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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