So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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