so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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