Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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