Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
