Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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