it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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