you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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