SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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