You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
