someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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