I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
