So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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