piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
