was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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