Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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