***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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