Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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