Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Randomize