there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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