4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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