? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I have post one night stand depression
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