I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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