do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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