I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just want to make out with him forever
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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