margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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