didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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