And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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