There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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