i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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