Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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