he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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