We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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