My brain says no but my pants say off.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Watching her eat just hurts me
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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