i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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