There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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