real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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