I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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