Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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