Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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