have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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