he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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