normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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